Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
wait wait wait when did this happen what post?!?!
uuum excuuuuuse you i dont appreciate the sass thank you
Y’know that thing where you have cats and you’re sitting watching TV and hear thumping in the other room and you’re like “I don’t know what you lot are doing but you better stop” and they totally ignore you cos they’re cats and don’t give a shit.
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
These little fruits are holding him down
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
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spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie