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Hello my name is Brianna and im a 17 year old girl who just really likes the Hitachiin twins. like alot.

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

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oh boy

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OH BOY

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somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

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